if i was a thousand feet tall

the waves of the sea would be oh so small

& the mountains a stepping stone to the sky

the silver moon would be just out of reach

the redwoods, i would trample like weeds

i would give king kong a call

only if i was a thousand feet tall...

if i was a hundred feet wide

the freeways are where i would hide

& i would sleep on the roof of wal-mart

at night i would roam coast to coast

thrashing the stripmalls like the ghosts

of the millions of slaughtered buffalo

nobody could run, no wal-mart could hide

only if i was a hundred feet wide...

if i was just an inch

my dreams would be such a cinch

i would sneak into the big white house

i would creep around quite like a mouse

and plan a revolution no doubt

it would be a complex plan

after i studied the man

to overthrow this monstrous machine

it would only hurt like a pinch

we would steal america back from the grinch

only if i was just an inch...